Father Rungi Responds to Saudi Muslim Cleric

Father Rungi, an Italian Catholic priest, is not one to shy away from controversy. In August, we reported that he planned on organizing a Nun Beauty Pageant, which shocked old fashioned catholics and angered certain priests, bishops and also the pope, because they didn't want their alter boys to feel left out.

Wall Street Vs Main Street

There's a large gang war happening in America between Wall Street and Main Street. Not since the Bloods Vs Crips rivalry has there been so much at stake. Each side is accusing the other of breaking street rules and making deals with the man in order to win the war.

Farting in Public is Now Illegal in America

Farts (AKA flatulence, the bad gas, odious excretion from the rump,) have been wreaking havoc on our planet for years. It's a proven fact that flatulence is a significant source of greenhouse gases and this problem is being accelerated by the rise of the fat people. Everyone knows that you don't want to be around a fat person when he lets one go.

$700 Billion Rescue Plan a Problem? Come on!

American voters never cease to amaze us Canadians. They seem to complain about everything and when the government steps in to solve problems, they complain even more. Recently, several American financial institutions have gone bankrupt. Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, Merrill Lynch, Lehman Brothers & AIG are a few of the largest corporations to falter.

Nun Beauty Pageant

An Italian priest, who is apparently sick of leering at alter boys all day long, has decided that it's time for nuns to earn their keep and shake their money maker... all in the name of the Lord of course. The pageant will be called Miss Sister 2008.

Comrade Buchanan Sides With The Russians

Pat Buchanan is a controversial American politician who has made several shocking statements throughout his career. He was also a speech writer for Richard Nixon, who was not a crook, and he eventually ran for President.

China Silently Invades Africa

China Silently Invades Africa If you look around you, the odds are great that you will spot a Chinese person. In fact, you will probably notice many Chinese people quietly roaming around, pretending that they're not plotting to replace you with one of their own.

Recent Survey Indicates That 8 Percent of Americans are Infidels

The Los Angeles Times has published an article that shockingly reveals the sad fact that only 92% of Americans believe in God. This coincides with several recent surveys that indicate fewer Americans are attending Church on a regular basis. Americans are unknowingly sealing their own fate and orchestrating the demise of the free world by shunning God.

Liberal Media Attacks John McCain

The United States of America is a great country but somewhere along the way, the left wing socialists took control of all the major television networks in their country. On June 18, 2008, CNN ran a classic hit piece disguised as unbiased commentary.

Xenu Launches Counterattack Against Anonymous

A few months ago, we reported that a group called Anonymous released several secret Scientology documents online. We dispatched our religious/cult expert, Juventud Guerrera to get to the bottom of this and he interviewed an anonymous Church of Scientology member who promised to "seek out everyone who attempts to be anonymous and destroy them."

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