Recently, TechCrunch published several top secret documents and racy screenshots that revealed Twitter's strategy to take over the Internet. These files were sent to Techcrunch by a hacker, who apparently was upset about not being able to post tweets that were more than 140 characters.

The Pirate Bay is the largest public BitTorrent tracker and it is owned and operated by a few Swedish residents. Hollywood believes that these men should go to jail and not just because they're Swedish.

Harry Nads Headquarters has been very busy lately due to the political turmoil in Canada. While the separatists, communists and radical liberals attempted to overthrow the weak (and possibly centrist) conservatives, we were vigorously campaigning throughout Canada.

Many of our fans have emailed us with words of support, however, a small vocal minority have written unkind messages to us. Here's one example, followed by our response:

Father Rungi, an Italian Catholic priest, is not one to shy away from controversy. In August, we reported that he planned on organizing a Nun Beauty Pageant, which shocked old fashioned catholics and angered certain priests, bishops and also the pope, because they didn't want their alter boys to feel left out.

There's a large gang war happening in America between Wall Street and Main Street. Not since the Bloods Vs Crips rivalry has there been so much at stake. Each side is accusing the other of breaking street rules and making deals with the man in order to win the war.

Farts (AKA flatulence, the bad gas, odious excretion from the rump,) have been wreaking havoc on our planet for years. It's a proven fact that flatulence is a significant source of greenhouse gases and this problem is being accelerated by the rise of the fat people. Everyone knows that you don't want to be around a fat person when he lets one go.

American voters never cease to amaze us Canadians. They seem to complain about everything and when the government steps in to solve problems, they complain even more. Recently, several American financial institutions have gone bankrupt. Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, Merrill Lynch, Lehman Brothers & AIG are a few of the largest corporations to falter.

An Italian priest, who is apparently sick of leering at alter boys all day long, has decided that it's time for nuns to earn their keep and shake their money maker... all in the name of the Lord of course. The pageant will be called Miss Sister 2008.

Pat Buchanan is a controversial American politician who has made several shocking statements throughout his career. He was also a speech writer for Richard Nixon, who was not a crook, and he eventually ran for President.

If you look around you, the odds are great that you will spot a Chinese person. In fact, you will probably notice many Chinese people quietly roaming around, pretending that they're not plotting to replace you with one of their own.