A recent report from Gadling indicates that atheism is on the rise in many European countries. According to the report, the Swedes are the biggest sinners, clocking in at 85% atheist and the freedom hating Estonians round off the top 10, registering at an obscene 49% atheist.

The report offers a few interesting tidbits about the root cause of this affliction (or disease) called atheism. The report indicates that, "high levels of organic atheism are strongly correlated with high levels of societal health, such as low homicide rates, low poverty rates, low infant mortality rates, and low illiteracy rates, as well as high levels of educational attainment, per capita income, and gender equality."

In essence the findings indicate that nations that have figured out a way to minimize poor health care, illiteracy rates and poverty have actually created the atheist epidemic. All this time Canadians have been fighting for free health care but little did we know that the more healthy we become the less we depend on God.

Our war on crime lead to the creation of the gun registry, which was a huge waste of tax payers money. All this time we've been trying to figure out ways to keep guns out of criminals hands, not knowing that this creates more harm than good.

Clearly, as illustrated in the Gadling report, low homicide rates is linked to atheism. Perhaps this is because less atheists are getting caught up in the crossfire. Less gun play increases an atheists chance of not getting killed while walking down the street. What happened to "let God sort them out"? I'll tell you what happened; government bureaucracy and short sighted policies have unknowingly created a world full of atheists who are slowly trying to take over the world.

Harry Nads Headquarters still supports free health care but we may revise our stance upon further review of the findings in this report. Clearly, Canadians are not the Godless sinners that the Swedes are and so it's important that we do not remove God from the equation. Without religion how will we control people? If everyone believes that they are their own God the world will be a terrible place to live in for those of us who know better and want to lead the world to the next level.

It's important that we all do our part to educate those who do not believe in God. The next time you uncover an atheist shout at them so loudly that you put the fear of God in them. You may also wish to encourage them to visit dangerous hoods late at night.

As bad as gang members are, at least they believe in God and they wouldn't hesitate to "cap" an atheist.