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Alex Jones Arrested For His Crimes Against North America
Propaganda spewer, Alex Jones was arrested in New York City during a wild demonstration. While he was technically arrested for operating a bullhorn without a permit, it's safe to say that he was really arrested for his crimes against North America.
Forget about Osama Bin Laden, we've finally apprehended North America's most dangerous criminal. For years Alex Jones has been spreading propaganda on his radio talk show and on the various Websites which he operates. He has been continuously lying to the American people in an attempt to convert them to Communism.
Despite having an American surname, our contacts inform us that he has Russian blood. Just look at his face - it's much too sinister looking for him not to be at least part Russian. He resembles an out of shape Drago from the movie Rocky IV.
His legions of fans are outraged and are demanding his release. Harry Nads Headquarters has sent the White House an email suggesting that Alex Jones should be sent to Guantanamo Bay for questioning. There's no concrete evidence that proves Alex Jones is not affiliated with Al Qaeda.
Perhaps the identity of the person in the fake Bin Laden video is Alex Jones.
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I find it very ignorant for
I find it very ignorant for people to believe what this government spews out and then claim that all who oppose the wickedness as an attempt to spread communism. Do you even know what communism is? Have you ever noticed the parallels between communism and this country within the last 40 years?
Wake up.
You do not know what you speak of
Greetings,
I challenge you to look deep into the heart of the man who calls himself Alex Jones. Quite simply, Alex Jones is a war mongering fool, not unlike Eric Margolis. They attempt to pass themselves off as left wing radicals while subtly preaching the right wing neocon agenda.
It's quite easy to spot these phonies. For starters, they are usually fat. Secondly, they lack the ability to critically think and they attempt to make up for their shortcomings by talking loudly or by living in a fruity country such as France.
In response to the last two sentences (before the silly "Wake up." comment) Canada has never been a communist country and has not come closer to becoming a communist country in the last 40 years.
If you truly wish to "wake up" you may be in for a rude awakening and wish that you had never awakened to this nightmare. The real world is not the one Alex Jones talks about. When has Alex Jones ever acknowledged the Roswell incident? When has he ever acknowledged the presence of aliens in our universe?
Alex Jones is a pretender. He will go down in history as a man with a loud voice but poor imagination. Perhaps it's best if you remain asleep for one day you may wake up and find Cartman by your side demanding that you suck his balls. If you're an Alex Jones follower sucking balls might actually be a good alternative but if you choose to see the truth, you may be able to avoid the nasty reality that awaits the ignoramuses.
This is obviously a joke.
First of all, "You do not know what you speak of"? Where did you learn English? Let's try: "You do not know of what you speak".
Now that the English lesson is out of the way, what exactly is an American name? We're a country of immigrants you twit. Jones, Riga, Chikowsky, and Riviera are all equally American names. He has Russian roots? What the hell does that have to do with him being a communist? Hell, communism was invented by a German Jew. I could go on here but I'll just sum things up thusly: You're an idiot.
You silly ignoramus
How dare you call me names and then proceed to post nonsense on my Website? I'll reply to your bombastic comments only once.
You said, "what exactly is an American name?"
It's a name given to Americans.
You said, "We're a country of immigrants"
Speak for yourself. I'm Canadian, not American. Perhaps the flag on the top left portion of each page on this Website confuses English Professors such as yourself.
In conclusion, fools like you give Americans a bad name. If you lived in Canada you'd be in jail by now.
Are you kidding?
I just came across this website and felt really concerned because you are posting ideas clearly based on nonsense!
Firstly- Alex Jones is definately not a communist, if you had watched any of his material you would know that he has often visciously attacked communism as an invention of the ruling class to create conflict within society. He perhaps could be accused of being a Marxist because the majority of Marxist thought was directed at proving the existence of a ruling (capitalist) class, which he believed was by nature exploiting the working class (proletariat) far the sake of profit. This is a theory which has very little to do with communism, there are certainly many pro-capitalists who also believe in a ruling class or a power elite.
Secondly- Communist theory has arguably been around since the first philosophers (I personally think Plato advocated a form of communism), but has certainly been around since the advent of the Bible, as St. Paul was clearly an extreme communist. Marx was technically the first person to term these theories as 'communist', but really he was just modernising and developing the thoughts of thinkers who came before him. (just to clear that up)
Thirdly- Your blatant hatred of communism is quite bizarre. Any person who has taken a degree in politics, philosphy or has even ever read a book relating to these two fields will tell you that to class communism as good or bad doesn't make sense. The only sensible question to ask is whether it can or cant work (i.e. is it too idealistic? To which most would answer yes.) as if it were capable of working there are very few who would say it would be a bad thing, seeing as it is a theory created specifically for describing a situation in which the common good is maximised.
Fourthly- I think it is important that you put more thought into your views as your thoughts on this matter are clearly a simple reaction to your beliefs regarding certain historical events pertaining to communism being put into practise unsuccessfully. What is perhaps even more worrying is that you are willing to spout your views about a man's beliefs when you cleary dont know what they are! (a man who, after watching some of his material, my personal views of are quite uncertain, he makes some good points, suitably backed up with alot of evidence, and some awful ones, based on wild conjecture)
My suggestion to you my friend, is to educate yourself properly in such matters before you voice your views on them. In order that you might come to some more reasoned and less blatantly idiotic conclusions.
Am I kidding? NO! Are you kidding?
>>"Firstly- Alex Jones is definately not a communist"
He is indeed a communist, if not a terrorist. Just because all of you mindless sheep have bought into his propaganda hook line and sinker, doesn't mean that the rest of us can't read between the lines.
>> "Any person who has taken a degree in politics, philosphy or has even ever read a book relating to these two fields will tell you that to class communism as good or bad doesn't make sense."
Anyone who understands psychology will tell you that if something isn't good, then it's bad. Communism isn't good so clearly, it's bad. It's simple logic. You don't appear to be very logical, are you a woman?
>> "My suggestion to you my friend, is to educate yourself properly in such matters before you voice your views on them. In order that you might come to some more reasoned and less blatantly idiotic conclusions."
I understand that Alex Jones has a cult following. You people are worse than Scientologists. You go around yelling freedom hating words, trying to disrupt the stock market and trying to infiltrate the minds of our youth. Thankfully, there are people like me who will not stand for such nonsense and we will call out all of you commies.
Alex Jones is a walking contradiction.
He is like a frosted mini wheat.
I like his good side, but his evil communist side scares the hell out of me.
who the f*** knows what he
who the fuck knows what he is people can bs so good nowadays theres no way to tell. I would have to know alex jones myself before i called him a communist thanks. Pretty much i beleive everyone who is a radiotalkshwo host or news host is supporting some agenda whether aware of it or not so its all biased.