Lawmakers in Louisiana failed to pass a law that would have banned people from wearing baggy pants. Proponents of the ban argued that baggy pants are a threat to national security, but sadly the left leaning communists democrats were able to stop the legislation by using the old freedom of expression argument.

In the past, baggy pants were merely a fashion statement but the terrorists have caught on to the latest fads and they have figured out that it would be easy for them to blend in by wearing big fat pants. They could conceivably conceal beretta's, AK-47's, grenades and bazookas in their baggy pants without drawing attention to themselves.

Instead of escalating their war on terror it now seems that America has become complacent and is willing to put so-called freedom ahead of national security. Rest assured that this development has not gone unnoticed in Canada and if Stephen Harper's Conservative government does not act fast, Harry Nads HeadQuarters will take action.

Big fat pants are not welcome in Canada.