Product Review: Biotene Sensitive Toothpaste

Is your mouth infested with bacteria? Are you experiencing tooth sensitivity? Well then, Biotene Sensitive might be just what you're looking for. Armed with ingredients such as Potassium Nitrate, this product will help treat your bacteria and tooth sensitivity. The only drawbacks are that it doesn't work very well and it tastes like ass.

We tested Biotene in our labs and found that 9/10 of our volunteers experienced feelings of nausea as a result of their mouth tasting like ass after brushing their teeth with Biotene Sensitive. According to the results, at first Biotene Sensitive Toothpaste provides a refreshing taste but after 5 minutes our test subjects reported that people within a 10 foot radius would tell them that their breath smelled like ass.

The test subjects also indicated that despite trying to get rid of the foul taste and smell by brushing their teeth with a proper toothpaste, they could still taste ass for the next 24 hours. Apparently the Potassium Nitrate ingredient truly is long lasting, so in a sense you are getting your money's worth unless of course you have a problem with the taste of ass.

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