On behalf of all right minded Canadians, I'd like to announce that we support Rudy Giuliani. Mr. Giuliani understands what it takes to be a leader. He's tough on crime and he's serious about going after terrorists and best of all, he has the ability to make people see things his way.

Mr. Giuliani has taken a lot of heat for taking a phone call from his sixth wife, Ave Maria Giuliani, while he was in the middle of delivering a speech to members of the NRA. What's so bad about humoring your wife by making her think that talking to her is more important than convincing powerful people that they should vote for you? We've all done it.

Mr. Giuliani shot back at his detractors by saying, "Quite honestly, since Sept. 11, most of the time when we get on a plane, we talk to each other and just reaffirm the fact that we love each other." Mr. Giuliani is a family man but he's also vindictive so you can be sure that once he becomes President of the United States of America, Osama Bin Laden's days of making sub par home movies will be numbered.

Of course, just like every other Italian American politician, Mr. Giuliani has ties to the mob. Powerful connections are needed in order to fight communism and terrorism. In 1960, the CIA hired Frank Sinatra and another member of the mob to neutralize Fidel Castro. Somehow, Castro managed to survive the assassination plot but he's been on the run ever since.

As great as George W. Bush is, even he has his shortcomings. He has been unable to negotiate with Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and as a result, Iran is close to becoming a nuclear power. Once Giuliani becomes President he will make Ahmadinejad an offer he can't refuse.