Dubai has quickly become the terrorist capital of the world. We previously reported that Dubai had planned to attack the CN Tower and is determined to bring down Mount Everest. Now, our Intelligence Department has uncovered startling discoveries about the amusement park they are currently constructing.

Dubailand will become the largest amusement park in the world. Here are some statistics:

• Construction will be completed by 2010
• Costs: Approximately $20 Billion
• Over 55 hotels will be constructed
• Dubai's henchmen expect 40,000 people to enter this evil amusement park every day

The Director of our Intelligence Department, "Iron" Mike Sharpe, has uncovered a few more facts that Dubai does not want us to know about. We have sent the entire report to Stephen Harper and George W. Bush and we've decided to publish part of "Iron" Mike Sharpe's report here to further shine a light on the enemy we face.

Excerpt from the report

Construction of Dubailand (AKA Bastion of Evil) is proceeding rapidly and our agents have identified several disturbing structures, which can only be described as terrorist camps or suspicious structures. (see above image)

On January 5th, 2008 one of our agents spotted a tall bearded man 3 kilometers away from the main construction area. We have reason to believe that the identity of this bearded man is none other than Osama Bin Laden. We suspect that he has partially funded the construction project and, in return, he will receive ownership of certain land structures, including the area which we have identified to be the nexus of evil.

If we move quickly and bomb the heart of this operation we can destroy this "amusement park" before any innocent tourists are lured in and killed. Time is of the essence and I strongly urge NATO to launch an attack as soon as possible.

Report by "Iron" Mike Sharpe

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