Harry Nads Headquarters has been very busy lately due to the political turmoil in Canada. While the separatists, communists and radical liberals attempted to overthrow the weak (and possibly centrist) conservatives, we were vigorously campaigning throughout Canada.

Many of our fans have emailed us with words of support, however, a small vocal minority have written unkind messages to us. Here's one example, followed by our response:

Subject: [Feedback] Re: burj dubai article
From: thugtastic AT hotmail.com
Date: Sat, January 10, 2009 1:04 am
To: harrynads AT harrynads.com

after reading the article you wrote on the tower in the middle east i have come to one conclusion, the only lunatic in sight is you. You have to be the most short sighted dim witted moron i have ever wasted my time on. I hope your article was riddled with satire because i think i actually dropped a brain cell or two reading the incredibly stupid comments and theories you left. if you really buy into the terrorist bull shit that is floating around then you are dumber then you sound. 911 was an inside job, as multiple INDEPENDENT studies have proven so. do you really think that terrorist were concerned about the wtc as being competition. god dammit your a fucking moron, and i hope nobody ever takes you seriously, cuz your a joke. AND if a nation of people(there are many in the middle east) chooses to build themselves up and raise their standards then good for them. they have the right to work hard sweat and make something of themselves, and reap the rewards of their labour. if you dont agree then get off your lazy canadian ass grab a fucking hammer and start building the
next worlds tallest building. i dont hate you as a person, im sure your
decent, have a wife maybe kids too, hell i bet you even hold the door for old ladies, but dude you have some dumbass fucking ideas man. please get off the internet. feel free to reply with your comments, ill need a laugh later on.

Dear Mr. Thug Tastic (not very bombastic),

Thank you for contacting me and voicing your concerns about the war on terrorism. I would first like to point out that this is a serious Website. This is not myspace.com or a satirical Website. We only discuss serious matters on this Website. This is a serious world and furthermore, I don't like jokes. Please do not mistake anything on this Website as satire.

You state that there are "INDEPENDENT" (all uppercase so it must be true) studies that prove the 911 terrorist attack was an inside job, but you failed to provide a link to any of these so called studies. It is important to separate respectable independent studies from left wing paranoid fools who believe that the government is responsible for every criminal act in the world. These delusional people will even attempt to convince you that George W. Bush doesn't care about black people and that the police force is used to generate money by handing out speeding tickets. Don't be fooled by these misguided people.

You are quite correct when you state that there's nothing wrong with a nation that strives to build the world's tallest structure. However, when this nation supports terrorism and destroys their competition's structures, is it not our duty to exact swift revenge by destroying their structures?

Mr. Thug Tastic, rest assured that I do not hate you as a person either. I'm sure that you hold the door open for old ladies as well and that you also have children. However, judging by the contents of your email, I have reason to believe you may be homosexual so I simply can't believe you are married... at least not to a woman. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that but even George W. Bush castigated your people and he's pretty neutral when it comes to these issues. But I'm not going to judge you or contact child services.

Although I do not view you as an enemy, your bad behaviour and salty language has infuriated me. You lack respect and you also lack the ability to discuss serious issues rationally.

Feel free to reply, but this time please provide some references so that your "facts" can be substantiated. I encourage you to visit the Fox News Website if you need more information on the war on terrorism.

Your Friend,

Harry Nads