Harry Nads doesn't usually go off in a rant. In fact, if you quickly scan through all the content on this Website you'll have difficulty finding an exclamation point. This is because all of my articles are written in a calm and calculated (like that serial killer, Tom Cruise) manner. However, sometimes when I write about things that are pure evil, it's necessary to lash out. On that note, let's begin...

Several scientific studies, including the latest one from British and Australian researchers indicate that the amount of happiness we will enjoy throughout our lives is determined by our genes. These so called happy genes will allow you to feel joy and not get bummed out when the world goes to hell. If you don't have these genes, you're screwed! (there's your fucking exclamation point, asshole!(!)!(!))

So there you have it; it doesn't matter how much wealth you're able to accumulate or how charitable you are, it all comes down to genes. Are you a scum sucking piece of shit with no redeemable qualities whatsoever? Don't worry about it, if you have the "happy genes" you can just laugh it off and, better yet, laugh at all the people who feel much worse than you! Those fuckers!

So why is Harry Nads writing about this topic? Well, it's like this - I work long and hard towards reaching my goal of world domination. I've always felt that I've sacrificed immediate happiness for the greater good but it appears that I was wrong. In terms of my level of happiness, it doesn't matter what I do or how I do it because my god damn genes determine everything. Who told them they could have this much control over my life? Do they realize how important I am? Those fuckers!

I have to say, happiness has turned out to be a son of a bitch. I always wondered why I despised people who constantly smile and appear much happier than they should be. In all likelihood, they don't deserve to be feeling happy. They just lucked out and inherited happy genes. These parasites are able to be happy most of the time whether they're successful or a complete failure, whether they're attractive or ugly and whether they're rich or poor. It doesn't matter. They have it made and it's all because of those fucking happy genes. Those fuckers!

Happiness should be considered a plague or disease. Once it latches onto you it will never let you be free again. This affliction is even worse than communism. At lease communists don't smile. I challenge you to find a smiling, happy communist. Even the former antichrist himself, Che Guevara never smiled and he was the most famous commie bastard of all time! That famous fucker!

In practically every picture taken, he looked pissed off and in the odd picture where he's smiling, it's only because he was imagining killing babies, which is what every communist dreams of doing. Still, he never smiled and commies in general don't appear to be happy so they've somehow evaded the happiness plague while the rest of the world has to endure living in a world with all of these diseased smiling reprobates. Those fuckers!

Why should these people get to be happy just because evolution fucked up and granted happy genes to the least deserving people? Sooner or later this madness has to end and that's why, when I become the leader of the free world, I will propose that we come up with a surefire way to genetically engineer these fucking happy genes and SHUT THEM OFF PERMANENTLY!(!) Those fuckers!

Oh yeah, do you know what else I hate? All those fucking dumbass tiny smiley's that can be found on wordpress blogs. They disgust me and anyone who flaunts those smiley's is a motherfucker. As I'm writing this I'm in a happy mood. Do you now see what happiness does to you? It fucks you up!

Damn you all.