Harry Nads Headquarters does not support the Conservative Party of Canada, but we do support the invasion of Afghanistan. In the game of world domination, obtaining a stranglehold in Afghanistan is essential. One major difference between us and the Conservative Party is that they are not telling the public the truth about the mission in Afghanistan. They want Canadians to believe that we are there to help rebuild Afghanistan out of the goodness of our hearts. They refuse to tell you the truth about the real reason we are there. Here is our position on Afghanistan and foreign policy in general.

All of the major players understand the importance of securing Afghanistan. The Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan in 1979 and after suffering massive casualties, they withdrew in 1989. The mighty Soviets lost the war partly because the Americans assisted the mujahedin rebels. The Americans realized that if the Soviets conquered Afghanistan they would be well on their way to becoming the most powerful country in the world so they helped stop them dead in their tracks.

In 2001, using terrorist attacks on U.S. soil as a launching pad, the Americans invaded Afghanistan and quickly secured their opium fields. Afghanistan is the world's largest producer of opium and we all know that there are a lot of drug addicts in America. Conquering Afghanistan also allowed the Americans to strengthen their military bases in that region and allowed them to have more flexibility in launching quick and devastating attacks on nearby countries. Strategic location and the lucrative opium trade are the main reasons why securing Afghanistan is vital for Canada.

To be clear, no one here at Harry Nads Headquarters wants to promote drug use or facilitate the distribution of drugs on Canadian soil. However, we fully realize that there is a huge market and we intend to exploit it. Winning the game of world domination requires working with shady organizations who can help further your goals. Recent CIA documents reveal that the Americans worked with Italian mobsters in an attempt to assassinate Fidel Castro. This is not an isolated event.

Once I become Prime Minister of Canada I intend to turn Canada into the one and only super power in the world. The Americans made the mistake of giving us more power in Afghanistan. Although they still have more soldiers in that region that we do and although they were able to install Hamid Karzai as their puppet President of Afghanistan, there are ways to take over Afghanistan.

The first thing Canada must do is take over the opium trade. Columbia has recently decided to extradite the top Columbian drug lord to the United States. We must work with these drug lords and distribute our new found opium to citizens in countries such as the U.S. The revenue which will be generated would then be used to pump money into our military and into black ops.

Right now most countries hate America. Although our end game includes an invasion of Pakistan, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Israel and a number of other countries, we must work get these countries (maybe not Israel) on our side because we need their help to take down the U.S. While Osama Bin Laden elected to target America's money, we will target their citizens. We will entice them with cheap opium and once they're hooked we'll raise our prices. This will cause them to turn on one another for the greenback and in a few years Canada will have created a huge social problem in the U.S. This strategy will target both their citizens and their financial ability to wage wars on more than one front.

Canada has many obstacles to overcome before we can take over the world, however, it can be done. With careful planning and execution, we can take down the lone super power and reshape the entire world at the same time. Obviously, world domination on earth is not the end game. As we all know, there are many planets out there, some of them hostile, so looking 100 - 500 years down the road our goal is to colonize planets and create technology that will allow us to create uninhabitable planets into vibrant, habitable planets fit for Canadians.