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Russian Sex Day
Russia declared September 12 to be a Day of Conception and encouraged its citizens to stay home from work and fornicate with as many people as possible. Russia is concerned about its dwindling population as it seems most of the men in Russia are drinking themselves to death. Who can blame them? In Communist Russia the only way out is death.
Apparently, Russia believes that the Earth needs more of us. 6,602,224,175 people (July 2007 est.) must seem like a small number to them despite the fact that hundreds of millions of people around the world are starving. They must also not be listening to the experts who claim that the next World War will be fought over water. Who needs food and water when you have all that vodka?
Russia could learn a valuable lesson from the Unites States of America. The U.S. now has over 300 Million citizens (425 Million if you count all the "illegal" Mexicans) and they've achieved this while promoting Christian values. There will be no fornication day in the U.S. Instead of promoting fornication, the U.S. simply confiscates citizens from other countries.
Mexicans flock to the U.S. because it's the land of the free. Russia can't offer freedom so they're offering their citizens a chance to win money, cars, refrigerators and other prizes.
I suppose the next best thing to freedom is a new refrigerator.
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Comments
hooray for sex day! F you
hooray for sex day! F you for you view of Mexicans being illegal. THEY ARE for Pete's sake. There is a process to everything and I'll be damned if our, albeit slow, process should be skipped for the sake of (and I'll use quotations as you have) a "quicker way." Why should anyone have the right to do something wrong and get away with it freely just because it is quicker and easier.
ease up on the "illegal" bullshit.
sarcasm aside thanks for the read.
Legally, whose land is it?
Yes, I used quotation marks when I mentioned illegal Mexican citizens. As a proud Canadian, I think we should do our best to keep out "illegal" citizens who cause trouble. However, those are not troublemakers and are willing to renounce all ties to the country they came from and accept Canada are welcome.
You, as an American, should realize that just like every other country, a group of people took the U.S. soil from another group. Was it done legally? Who defines legal and does it even matter? You can claim that the "illegal" Mexicans should not be able to skip the process of being accepted as a legal citizen but you must ask yourself who created this procedure.
If the procedure was created by people affiliated with the "illegal" militia who secured U.S. land by taking it from another group then should this group be considered a rogue terrorist group or part of the lawful government that was sworn in after democratic elections?
Prior to condemning "illegal" Mexicans perhaps you should condemn the "legal" Americans who have given you freedom.
That's okay. From what I
That's okay. From what I understand Mexicans are totally over coming to the U.S. Now they are going to Canada in droves. So, you can have them. Mexi-nadians. Has a nice ring to it. Enjoy the drain on your Health and Welfare system and the sudden lack of middle class jobs. Oh, not to mention all the identity theft from the illegal aliens(no need for quotes, it's an accurate name for people who enter a country illegally and reside there illegally), a huge problem in the U.S. as you can't get a job without a valid social security number. Which they obviously don't have because they are not citizens of this country. So they steal a legal citizens name and SSN, then ruin their credit by gathering debt.
Don't complain about it either!! It's all fine and dandy after all, you said so. Yeah, it's a super great thing, and you obviously have all the facts to make a statement like the one above. God I hate ignorant people who think they know something. Try getting the facts on a subject before making stupid statements.
Don't spam my email address.
You're ridiculous - He/she
You're ridiculous - He/she said NON-TROUBLE MAKING illegal immigrants. Stealing someone's identity isn't behaving.
Oh, also lol at comparing
Oh, also lol at comparing illegal aliens to the American settlers. Strong argument used by the most enlightened people. I will now compare you to Hitler. The circle of life is complete.
Silly remark
There's no need to be rude. Instead of making silly comparisons to Hitler, you should explain why you disagree with my valid point.
The same people you call settlers have been called "thieving white devils" by others. Also, once a Mexican enters the U.S. he can declare it to be part of Mexico, according to Mexican President Felipe Calderon.
So next time you encounter an "illegal" Mexican, you better be polite, otherwise he may attack you for crossing into Mexico.
I thought I did a pretty
I thought I did a pretty damn good job of explaining why I disagree. Did you not read anything?
"Also, once a Mexican enters the U.S. he can declare it to be part of Mexico, according to Mexican President Felipe Calderon."
Oh, well if their president said so...... Is this the same president that does nothing to help stop the flow of illegal immigrants into America? Oh, I see. That's about the stupidest thing I've ever heard someone say to defend their argument. Imagine if Bush was even stupider then he already is and thought he could make such ridiculous claims concerning Americans on foreign soil.
"You're ridiculous - He/she said NON-TROUBLE MAKING illegal immigrants. Stealing someones identity isn't behaving."
Yes, it is ridiculous, I'm glad you got my point. What do you consider "trouble making"? Because they are law breakers. They came into and live in our country illegally. Laws are to be followed. Not just the laws you approve of. You don't get to decide which laws you want to follow or not. Hence why they are called laws. They are a drain on the taxpayers. They do take jobs from legal citizens who would work the job if it was available. Not all 100+ million of them are picking crops you know. So don't tell me they take the jobs nobody else wants. I watch everyday at my workplace as able bodied young white men are turned down for jobs because my employer isn't hiring. Why? Because he's got 15 illegals working there for half the amount he would have to pay a legal citizen. THEY DO STEAL PEOPLES SSN IN ORDER TO GET EMPLOYED!! You cannot work in this country without a SSN, get it through your head. They are stealing peoples identities so they can get jobs. That is illegal. There is nothing you can say that changes that fact. I'm really sorry their home country sucks and can't supply them with a decent wage and living conditions. But how is that my problem? Why do my taxes have to go towards educating their children and keeping them healthy? When did I sign up for that? My bleeding heart starts at home, once that's taken care of then we can start worrying about other countries citizens.
"The same people you call settlers have been called "thieving white devils" by others."
You do realize the only reason why America was settled by english settlers instead of some other country/people is because we got here first. All this lush land, small population of indigenous people. Yeah, we got here first, if we hadn't taken it someone else would have. That's how the world worked back then. Every country took land by force, fact. Btw, we are talking about things that happened over 200 years ago. Do you really think it applies to today's issues? I don't. I also won't apologize for what my great, great, great, great ancestors did. Nor will I apologize for being a white American. Sorry. Believe it or not, being white doesn't mean you are evil and power hungry. There are plenty of darker toned people in the world doing far worse then what the "white devils" have done. Racist.
So does anyone here realize how hard it is to become a citizen of many other countries? For a lot you have to prove you have some skill or asset to offer that the country is in need of. If you don't match up to their standards you don't get in. Tough luck. All the U.S.A. asks is that you take a few tests and pay a few fees. Then your all legal and get all the benefits that come with it. Not very hard. Yeah, it takes a lot of time. Why? Because people from all over the world are busting down the gates trying to get in. We must be doing something right, don't you think? So if you are from Mexico you can break our laws and come right on over. What about everyone else? What about a friend of mine who has spent in access of $60k and 8 years of his life trying to get his wife citizenship? **** him I guess. maybe he should send her to Mexico and she can border jump like all the rest.
You're not here to debate the subject. You're ignorant and will not consider anyone else's opinions. Go look up the definition of ignorant before you freak out, okay?
p.s. hopefully my paragraphs
p.s. hopefully my paragraphs are preserved when I post this(they weren't with my first response). Or else it's gonna be impossible to read this without your eyes bleeding.
p.s.s Yeah, I previewed it and it doesn't. Tried html codes to add breaks and paragraphs, doesn't work. Fix your website.
@jeremy: nobody cares what
@jeremy: nobody cares what you think. I bet you can't stop reading your own writings.
Oh, sorry. How stupid of me
Oh, sorry. How stupid of me to comment on a blog. You're all idiots who don't know the facts on a subject that you feel the need to talk about. Get educated then come back. Until then, fuck off.