Father Rungi, an Italian Catholic priest, is not one to shy away from controversy. In August, we reported that he planned on organizing a Nun Beauty Pageant, which shocked old fashioned catholics and angered certain priests, bishops and also the pope, because they didn't want their alter boys to feel left out.

There's a large gang war happening in America between Wall Street and Main Street. Not since the Bloods Vs Crips rivalry has there been so much at stake. Each side is accusing the other of breaking street rules and making deals with the man in order to win the war.

Farts (AKA flatulence, the bad gas, odious excretion from the rump,) have been wreaking havoc on our planet for years. It's a proven fact that flatulence is a significant source of greenhouse gases and this problem is being accelerated by the rise of the fat people. Everyone knows that you don't want to be around a fat person when he lets one go.

American voters never cease to amaze us Canadians. They seem to complain about everything and when the government steps in to solve problems, they complain even more. Recently, several American financial institutions have gone bankrupt. Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, Merrill Lynch, Lehman Brothers & AIG are a few of the largest corporations to falter.

An Italian priest, who is apparently sick of leering at alter boys all day long, has decided that it's time for nuns to earn their keep and shake their money maker... all in the name of the Lord of course. The pageant will be called Miss Sister 2008.

The Los Angeles Times has published an article that shockingly reveals the sad fact that only 92% of Americans believe in God. This coincides with several recent surveys that indicate fewer Americans are attending Church on a regular basis. Americans are unknowingly sealing their own fate and orchestrating the demise of the free world by shunning God.

The United States of America is a great country but somewhere along the way, the left wing socialists took control of all the major television networks in their country. On June 18, 2008, CNN ran a classic hit piece disguised as unbiased commentary.

A few months ago, we reported that a group called Anonymous released several secret Scientology documents online. We dispatched our religious/cult expert, Juventud Guerrera to get to the bottom of this and he interviewed an anonymous Church of Scientology member who promised to "seek out everyone who attempts to be anonymous and destroy them."

Lawmakers in Louisiana failed to pass a law that would have banned people from wearing baggy pants. Proponents of the ban argued that baggy pants are a threat to national security, but sadly the left leaning communists democrats were able to stop the legislation by using the old freedom of expression argument.

Harry Nads doesn't usually go off in a rant. In fact, if you quickly scan through all the content on this Website you'll have difficulty finding an exclamation point. This is because all of my articles are written in a calm and calculated (like that serial killer, Tom Cruise) manner. However, sometimes when I write about things that are pure evil, it's necessary to lash out. On that note, let's begin...