Issues

Education: Faith Based Schools

In the past few weeks there has been an uproar about faith based school funding in Ontario. Since Canada is a Christian country, Christian (specifically Catholic) schools have received significant funding from the Ontario government. Some of the other "religions" have attempted to capitalize on this and have demanded that Ontario equally fund Islamic, Jewish and other faith based schools.

Website Downtime - Stephen Colbert Not Responsible

HarryNads.com was down for approximately 3 hours earlier and for a while we thought Stephen Colbert was responsible but it turns out that our web host was having technical difficulties.

We suspected that Colbert was to blame because of a cryptic message "Bob" left earlier in the day. He said, "...I forwarded your webpage to Colberts staff..."

Quantum Physics

Once I become Prime Minister of Canada one of the first things I'll do is invest $2 Trillion, over the next 10 years, into quantum physics research. A recent story indicates that the possibility of "something that happens now is affected by something that happens in the future" is very likely.

Foreign Policy

Harry Nads Headquarters does not support the Conservative Party of Canada, but we do support the invasion of Afghanistan. In the game of world domination, obtaining a stranglehold in Afghanistan is essential. One major difference between us and the Conservative Party is that they are not telling the public the truth about the mission in Afghanistan. They want Canadians to believe that we are there to help rebuild Afghanistan out of the goodness of our hearts. They refuse to tell you the truth about the real reason we are there.

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