Pat Buchanan is a controversial American politician who has made several shocking statements throughout his career. He was also a speech writer for Richard Nixon, who was not a crook, and he eventually ran for President.

If you look around you, the odds are great that you will spot a Chinese person. In fact, you will probably notice many Chinese people quietly roaming around, pretending that they're not plotting to replace you with one of their own.

A recent article in the San Francisco Chronicle reveals what most Canadians already knew. We will apprehend and detain American tourists if they try to break our laws. The article lists the top 10 cities where Americans were arrested and the city of Toronto ranked a solid #6.

On behalf of all right minded Canadians, I'd like to announce that we support Rudy Giuliani. Mr. Giuliani understands what it takes to be a leader. He's tough on crime and he's serious about going after terrorists and best of all, he has the ability to make people see things his way.

French President Nicholas Sarkozy is known for his hard line against illegal Muslim immigrants and lazy Sundays. Sarkozy has pledged to remove all trouble making Muslims who are in France illegally and he has also pledged to increase the 35 hour work week because he can't stand seeing people enjoying a sunny day. He is both miserable and evil but he does realize that the muslims are a gigantic threat to freedom so it's sad to see him being taken in by the devil himself, Muammar al-Gaddafi.

Russia's President and former KGB agent, Vladimir "Mr. Polonium" Putin has been on a roll lately. In the past several months, he has been accused of masterminding the death of a former KGB agent, he's told the Queen of England to stick her complaints up her royal behind and he has completed the trifecta by conquering Antarctica.