A few months ago, we reported that a group called Anonymous released several secret Scientology documents online. We dispatched our religious/cult expert, Juventud Guerrera to get to the bottom of this and he interviewed an anonymous Church of Scientology member who promised to "seek out everyone who attempts to be anonymous and destroy them."

It took a while but the Church of Scientology has responded by hitting their enemies where it hurts - in their fat wallets. The Register is reporting that Google has cut off all ads served to Enturbulation, which it characterizes as "a fledgling site dedicated to promoting activism against the Church of Scientology and all its related organizations." Fledgling indeed and possibly soon to be extinct.

This Website appears to promote anti Scientology vitriol and many members encourage one another to take action against Scientologists worldwide. Clearly, Tom Cruise was not impressed and our Intelligence Reports indicate that he once again channeled Xenu and shortly afterwards, Google took action against this anti Scientology Website.

Juventud Guerrera attempted to get an official comment from the Church of Scientology but one of their spokesmen declined to comment. However, Juventud received an anonymous email from someone named "Scieno". Here is a portion of the email:

We will crush them in the evening
And in the afternoon
We will punch their ugly faces
Until they turn dark blue
Skinnamarinkydinkydink
Skinnamarinkydoo...Anonymous, Xenu will eat you.

Although Juventud is not unfamiliar with violence, this message was too disturbing for him to handle so an attempt to get the Church to comment on this was not made.

Anonymous has awoke the angry beast known as Xenu and although big X's current modus operandi is financial terrorism, his followers have something very different in mind. The bottom line is, if you see a Scientologist approaching, RUN FOR COVER!

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